Observations on a saturday afternoon at the PG pool

mostly every day, me and brittney like to go to the pool.
sometimes we go on saturdays.
and when we go on saturdays, we see things that not every one wants to see at the pool.
but lucky us.
first of all, we saw a "bigger" couple with her younger sister.
they looked like they were having lots of fun playing "hands-up, stand-up".
have you ever tried to duck you head under water with your girlfriend hanging on your back, so when you go to duck under, her "bigger" butt sticks up in the air?
neither have we, but me and britt saw what it would look like!
after we saw that "nice" experience, we awkwardly swam away.
then who do you thing we saw.
that's right, our stalkers.
they followed us everywhere.
if we swam over towards they deep end, they followed. towards the shallow end. yep. they were there too.
we thought maybe if we got out to tan we would be safe. we thought wrong. they just got as close to the edge as possible.

after we got out Lauren, Brits little sister and her friend got out and ran up to us, "who are those kids?" they asked, pointing to our stalkers. "ummm why?" because when you guys got out, they said, "oh darn they got out, come on" then swam over here.
then while they weren't watching, we ran to the hot tub.

Have you ever met Seth? the kid that's madly in love with Beth? well he saw us get in. and sure enough he climbed right in with us... what a fun kid?

we thought in the hott tub we were finally safe. that our stalkers hadn't seen us.

but don't worry. they found us alright. and decided to join us.

they walked in. we walked out.

as we left the hot tub, they loudly whispered, "aww darn, the pretty girls are gettin' out."
if you are thinking these are cute little kids, you are way off.
not little. jr high. [our age]
and not even close to cute.
and brittney [trying to be optimistic] kept trying to tell me
they were both after me. [*pft* whatev.]
after we tried with all our might to ignore them, we saw some other things you don't really want to see at the pool. [or at all]

we saw 4 couples "making out" in the middle of the pool.

they all had there own little "twist" on the kiss.
one of the couples would count to 3 then go down together and kiss they did this about 15 times.
[luckily they couldn't stay under for that long.]
the next couple would do a regular kiss but while her legs were
wrapped around his body..... [awkward]
then there was another couple whose kiss would last of about 15 min.
last but not least, do you remember the "bigger" couple that i mentioned earlier?
he would dip her then they would kiss [lucky for us theirs didn't last long.]

we saw another couple. they, unlike all the others were thankgoodness not making out. in actually, they looked like a pretty cute couple... until they climbed out of the pool...

[note the shorts that me and kenna are wearing in the next pictures.]

i think they are pretty darn cute.

now back to the last couple. first the girl climbed out of the pool, in her cute little tankini, with the "boycut" shorts. (like me and kenna have)

then the guy climbed out. he must not have realized that even though they are called "boycut" they were for women. yes. he was wearing the exact same bottoms as her. how cute? definitely not.

we also of course saw many bikinis...

on many ladies who should not have been wearing bikinis. nuff said. oh yes and i am pretty sure one of them was 8 mo. pregnant... yuck.

lets not forget the old man swimming laps. he took many breaks. he particularly enjoyed them standing up in the middle of the lane. he wouldn't just stand there though. he would make faces. possibly the funniest faces i have ever seen an old man make. maybe he was trying to entertain himself? he also would take breaks on the side of the pool. he would just climb out. and sit there. for extensive periods of time. maybe he was... tanning? what an interesting old man.

those were our many adventurers we had at the pool last saturday.

this lovely picture i think was taken 2 saturdays ago.

6 girls. tanikini's pulled up. straps off shoulders. in a perfectly straight line. exact same position. of course Brit had to take a picture.

(note the girl 2nd on the right, her hands are in a different position)

little did Brit realize she was switching sides. and happened to turn around right as Brit took the pic. great right? they all whispered and glared at us. we looked away like we hadn't taken the picture.

luckily we were leaving. they weren't happy with us... haha

and that concludes our saturday adventures at the pool.

(p.s. thanks to Cassie for teaching us that the real reason you go to the pool is to observe :)

note to self: do NOT go to the pool on saturdays.